February 2012
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Thinking about changing my username to ForeverHorse.
Fuck. It’s taken.
Add me on Facebook just to offer me weed, why don’t you?
You certainly know the way to my heart.
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Sacha Baron Cohen to be banned from Oscar ceremony for not being very funny.
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The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
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Eventually the people at Wellington City Libraries are going to get sick of sending me rejection letters and give me a job out of sympathy.
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I got my eyes tested today. They asked me to fill out a form in the waiting room. The form asked me to list some hobbies or interests. I wrote ‘self loathing’.
A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still...
– Carl Sagan (via hadnotabody)